There are some people in your life that you just cannot give a serious gift to. It makes much more sense to give them something rude and inappropriate. Usually this person is a best friend, a partner, a work wife or husband, or that brother or sister who finds the funny in everything. Sometimes it’s the boss, but we recommend treading very carefully there…
Fart jokes, sex jokes or sweary words can make the best gift. Why? Because you know that when they open the gift and see it for the first time, there’s bound to be a big laugh mixed with a side of shock. What could be more satisfying for a gift giver than that?
If you know someone with a great sense of humour, here are some funny gift ideas for them. All these unique products can be found in our gift hampers. And if you’d like to customise a gift box to make sure it’s perfect, we’re happy to help. Just drop us an email and we’ll get back to you with options. Oh, and don’t worry about coming across as too rude in your gift card message. We’ve seen it all – the F word, the C word and everything in between. The ruder the better, we say!
Fuck Em Tea Towel
Well, the censors debated this one, but in the end, sometimes this is the only thing you feel like saying. Super absorbent 100% cotton tea towel, screenprinted with a fun, original design.
Don’t Fuck With My Shit Pouch
Seriously…don’t. Zip pouch to hold your stationery, cosmetics, toiletries or lotto winnings. Art by Haley Johnson. 95% post-consumer recycled material. 18.4cm h x 24.1cm w.
Bitches Get Stuff Done Purse
At first glance, it may seem like this little girl is taking a joy ride on a sweet, puffy cloud. But look again. Looks like the cloud’s the one being taken for a ride, doesn’t it? Art by Kanae Sato. 95% post-consumer recycled material. 7.6cm x 10.1cm.
Don’t Be A Dick Chocolate
Seriously, don’t. Let us help you send the right message with this creamy milk chocolate bar made with cocoa from Rainforest Alliance Certified™ farms, sugar from Queensland and milk from Australia and New Zealand. 100g.
Hot Buns Tea Towel
A very cheeky gift for the home. Super absorbent 100% cotton tea towel, screenprinted with a fun, original design.
Cock Socks
It’s all in the name. Designed in Australia, these eye-catching socks are made from a cotton-blend fabric with a bold, unique print. One size fits all.
Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Tea Towel
A sassy tea towel for a sassy friend. Super absorbent 100% cotton tea towel, screenprinted with a fun, original design.
Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Socks
How about pizza for lunch? Would you like another glass of wine? Should you get the guacamole? I think you know the answer to these questions. It’s just that kind of day. Women’s shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton 43% nylon 2% spandex.
